HOW HOT IS IT?

You discover that it only takes two fingers to drive your car!


You need a spatula to remove your clothing.


You are sweating in both directions, up and down.


The best parking place is determined by shade, not distance.


You're getting hot flashes, and you're a man.


The devil was seen buying an air conditioner.


A man was holding a sign that said, "Will work for shade."


It's so hot that two trees were fighting over a dog.


Birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.


A chicken just laid a boiled egg.